[ti:If I Get Locked Up Tonite] [ar:Eminem] [al:Off The Wall] [by:] [offset:0] [00:04.20]Check Check 1 2 1 2 1,2(it's rolling) [00:09.13]Yea yea yea Dr Dre up in here Y'all know what this is [00:12.55]Its what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex Big Kap [00:15.80]Def Jam Records giving it to you baby [00:19.92]Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby [00:23.98]I used to be a lonely man only mad until I got a million dollars shit [00:27.54]Now if i only had some fucking hair I'd pull it faster than a bullet [00:30.90]Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it [00:33.71]I'm trying to grow it back again it was an accident [00:35.96]I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam [00:38.58]I hate the straight jacket it aint latching and can't lock it [00:41.45]So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets [00:43.70]The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it [00:45.94]Before me and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it [00:48.31]My head is aching I'm dedicated to medication [00:50.25]But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation (Come on ) [00:53.37]Anyway I got down with Dre (What up ) [00:55.87]The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray [00:58.24]Running up and down the street screaming F**k the Police [01:00.17]When you still had your mother's f**king ****** stuck in your teeth [01:03.16]Became a role model after Colorado [01:04.98]Now all they do is follow me around and holla Bravo [01:08.22]Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public [01:11.84]Suck my **** b**ch [01:12.89]I'm sick enough to f**k a man in his face but I won't [01:16.64]Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place [01:18.45]So put a sock in it with your fake-ass Tupac image [01:20.70]You faggots ain't tough you just get drunk and become talkative [01:22.82](Wanna Fight ) I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking [01:24.81]Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket [01:27.88]So when you see me on your block stumbling mumbling [01:30.74]A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does [01:33.62]I ain't buzzed I'mm juss high on life [01:35.55]So why on earth would I need *** when I can fly on kites [01:38.42]Motherfuckers Slim Shady [01:38.92]Dr Dre [01:39.48]I'm drunk pass the tec [01:43.59]Cause if I get locked up tonite [01:45.91]Then I might not come home tonite [01:48.47]Keep it moving Off and on Eminem is on [01:51.40]Off and on Dr Dre is On [01:53.77]Cause if I get locked up tonite [01:55.90]Then I might not come home tonite [01:58.20]Keep it moving Off and on Eminem is on [02:00.63]Off and on Dr Dre is On [02:03.38]The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire [02:05.81]I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH ) [02:08.69]Psych I'm just joking for christ sake [02:10.87]Dont get so bent out of shape [02:12.56]Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends [02:13.93]Some people just don't get it but I won't let it upset me [02:17.36]Cause they don't know better [02:18.60]They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up [02:21.54]And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up [02:23.85]My mind's got a mind of it's own sometimes I can't find it at home [02:27.41]It hides in the stove (Hello where you at ) [02:29.28]Shit talk about your brain being baked [02:30.71]My shit's still in the oven on 480 De-Grades [02:32.71]Hailey Jade daddy loves you baby [02:35.83]Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter f**k you lady [02:38.57]You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize [02:40.20]Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes [02:41.57]The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing [02:46.06]And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit [02:48.80]I'll have a f**king man raped with a band-aid over his mouth [02:51.68]And shove his head in the fan blade [02:53.74]Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say [02:56.36]Or change cause of the age range in my fan base [02:59.13]Like I give a f**k who's buying this sh*t [03:00.88]Quit f**king buying it I'm tired b**ch I'm dying to quit [03:03.26]Hip Hop is universal now it's all commercial now [03:05.95]It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now [03:08.69]But now the Withe kids like it so they tell me I can buy it [03:11.58]But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent [03:14.25]Either that or booed thats why I keep an attitude [03:16.09]And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon [03:19.00]I'm sick of being judged fuck it let me see a judge [03:21.17]I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old [03:22.92]Cause if I get locked up tonite [03:25.79]Then I might not come home tonite [03:27.50]Off and on Dr Dre is On [03:30.55]Cause if I get locked up tonite [03:32.17]Then I might not come home tonite [03:33.92]Keep it moving Off and on Eminem is on [03:35.91]Off and on Dr Dre is On [03:37.10]Fuck that turn that shit off [03:38.23]Let's get the fuck out of here [03:39.35]You know how we do