[ti:Psycho Street] [ar:Richard Thompson] [al:Rumor And Sigh] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Psycho Street - Richard Thompson [00:18.29]A man sits down to write a letter [00:20.07]But instead he writes a book [00:21.80]The book begins [00:22.86]Dear Sir I don't if you're interested but you're wife is a whore [00:30.22]A man gets on a train and proceeds to take all his clothes off [00:34.26]He begins to play with himself and he says [00:37.51]"In my country this is definitely not offensive" [00:43.72]A man pours petrol through his neighbour's letterbox [00:46.25]And throws in a match [00:47.47]The house is engulfed in flames [00:49.07]As the neighbours jump from the upstairs window [00:51.52]He films the whole thing on video [00:54.30]He plays it back to them later in hospital [00:56.60]"Things have been pretty dull at home without you" he says [01:03.87]A man pushes a lawn mower two hundred miles on his knees [01:06.53]To the tomb of the unknown gardener [01:08.64]"Great one" he cries"I've done my penance I bring my offering [01:12.39] [01:13.57]Grant me grant me grant me pest-free roses" [01:25.51]Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street [01:31.64]Good neighbours down on Psycho Street [01:35.62]And if you need a hand need a friend we understand [01:42.80]And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow [01:53.86]Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street [02:02.80] [02:07.45]A man stakes his neighbour's cat to the barbecue and turns on the gas [02:11.71]"Now are you going to talk" he says [02:13.35]"Or am I going to have to get nasty" [02:18.37]A man has an inflatable doll made [02:20.35]That looks exactly like his wife [02:22.15]He murders his wife dissolves her body in acid [02:25.05]And marries the doll [02:26.83]Three years later he leaves her for another doll [02:33.29] [02:33.82]A man hands his son a brick and says [02:35.80]"Son throw this brick through the greenhouse next door" [02:38.25]The boy does [02:39.30]The boy next door throws one back [02:41.23]It hits the man on the head and mortally wounds him [02:43.91]"Ah well" he says as his life blood trickles away [02:47.51]"Boys will be boys" [02:51.41]A thoughtful woman sends her best friend a parcel [02:54.09]Inside it says is a free sample full body beauty treatment [02:59.22]But really it contains acids and chemicals [03:02.42]When her friend tries it her hair falls out [03:04.94]Her face is wrinkled and her body scarred [03:08.62]The thoughtful woman turns to her husband and winks [03:11.62]And says"Pre-emptive strike" [03:13.61] [03:18.53]Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street [03:24.77]Good neighbours down on Psycho Street [03:29.07]If you need a hand need a friend we understand [03:36.10]And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow [03:43.46]Oh Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street [03:53.96]Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street