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[00:00.00]The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid (Explicit) - Starbomb
[00:00.23]Composed by：Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan
[00:00.46]Hello and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
[00:06.16]We continue today in our series of games with simple plots
[00:09.32]Guests please introduce yourselves
[00:10.82]And tell us the plots of your games
[00:12.61]I'm de chef from burger time I make-a de burgers
[00:17.63]Hello I'm Centipede
[00:18.82]I just kinda move down the screen
[00:21.45]Hey I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid
[00:23.59]My game's got a pretty simple story
[00:25.36]Snake I don't see your name on the list
[00:27.04]Ah my friend Cloud Strife told me to
[00:28.97]Come on this show and talk about it
[00:30.93]Oh God no
[00:31.51]It was the distant future two thousand and five
[00:33.76]All I wanted to do was chill out and retire
[00:35.47]But genetically enhanced renegades named hoxhound
[00:37.32]Stole a bunch of nukes and had s**t on lockdown
[00:38.99]Okay we're past our time limit Snake
[00:40.58]Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
[00:42.35]Before they start a nuclear conflict
[00:44.11]What a bunch of jerks
[00:45.09]You're a bag of dicks
[00:45.87]I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
[00:47.59]They shared top secrets and suddenly died
[00:49.23]Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
[00:50.95]All within five minutes
[00:51.77]Oh my god I don't care
[00:52.80]Then I met Meryl
[00:53.35]A hot box of rocks
[00:54.44]And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
[00:56.01]But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
[00:57.69]You know normal s**t that happens every day
[00:59.62]Listen Snake there must've been a mistake
[01:02.58]On this show you've got
[01:03.82]To get right to the point of the game
[01:05.89]Like the ship from Galaga
[01:07.53]Hi I shoot stuff in space
[01:09.46]And this car from Pole Position
[01:11.41]I'm a car
[01:11.95]That's great
[01:12.79]You know we've been through
[01:13.75]This before with your boy Cloud Strife
[01:16.25]And he talked so long
[01:17.31]I contemplated ending my life
[01:19.66]So let's keep things nice and
[01:21.05]Simple like the hero over there
[01:23.25]From the Atari game Adventure
[01:24.95]I'm literally just a yellow square
[01:26.56]Who cares
[01:26.97]I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
[01:28.57]And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
[01:30.44]It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven
[01:32.12]A big motherf**kin' Alaskan shaman
[01:33.94]So I killed that guy but before he died
[01:35.61]He said Meryl liked me I almost cried
[01:37.21]She's a little hottie pants ooh-meow
[01:39.02]It would be so great if you died right now
[01:40.68]I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
[01:42.29]And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
[01:43.93]'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone
[01:45.67]He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
[01:47.41]Then he died of a virus and thinking fast
[01:49.10]Meryl saved us
[01:49.72]I don't give a frog's fat a*s
[01:50.89]Then when stayed together until the seven year itch
[01:52.61]And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear b***h
[01:54.51]Listen Snake I've taken all I can take
[01:57.40]Just because a game is simple doesn't mean that it's lame
[02:00.67]Tell the kid from Paperboy
[02:02.18]Yo I deliver those papes
[02:04.29]The guy from Elevator Action
[02:06.34]Uh elevators
[02:07.14]Okay
[02:07.61]Dear God
[02:08.16]Why can't I just have a single panel of guests
[02:11.18]Who can say their plots in forty f**kin' minutes or less
[02:14.46]Now just watch me Snake
[02:15.67]Before you make me reach for my gun
[02:17.95]I'll summarize your game and show you
[02:19.78]How this s**t is really motherf**kin' done
[02:27.88]How it's motherf**kin' done
[02:35.75]You sneak around and save the world the end
[02:38.15]My god can I get a replacement
[02:39.51]Guest with a simple plot please
[02:41.17]Hi I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts
[02:43.23]Noo
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[00:00.00]The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid (Explicit) - Starbomb
[00:00.23]Composed by：Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan
[00:00.46]Hello and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
[00:06.16]We continue today in our series of games with simple plots
[00:09.32]Guests please introduce yourselves
[00:10.82]And tell us the plots of your games
[00:12.61]I'm de chef from burger time I make-a de burgers
[00:17.63]Hello I'm Centipede
[00:18.82]I just kinda move down the screen
[00:21.45]Hey I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid
[00:23.59]My game's got a pretty simple story
[00:25.36]Snake I don't see your name on the list
[00:27.04]Ah my friend Cloud Strife told me to
[00:28.97]Come on this show and talk about it
[00:30.93]Oh God no
[00:31.51]It was the distant future two thousand and five
[00:33.76]All I wanted to do was chill out and retire
[00:35.47]But genetically enhanced renegades named hoxhound
[00:37.32]Stole a bunch of nukes and had s**t on lockdown
[00:38.99]Okay we're past our time limit Snake
[00:40.58]Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
[00:42.35]Before they start a nuclear conflict
[00:44.11]What a bunch of jerks
[00:45.09]You're a bag of dicks
[00:45.87]I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
[00:47.59]They shared top secrets and suddenly died
[00:49.23]Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
[00:50.95]All within five minutes
[00:51.77]Oh my god I don't care
[00:52.80]Then I met Meryl
[00:53.35]A hot box of rocks
[00:54.44]And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
[00:56.01]But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
[00:57.69]You know normal s**t that happens every day
[00:59.62]Listen Snake there must've been a mistake
[01:02.58]On this show you've got
[01:03.82]To get right to the point of the game
[01:05.89]Like the ship from Galaga
[01:07.53]Hi I shoot stuff in space
[01:09.46]And this car from Pole Position
[01:11.41]I'm a car
[01:11.95]That's great
[01:12.79]You know we've been through
[01:13.75]This before with your boy Cloud Strife
[01:16.25]And he talked so long
[01:17.31]I contemplated ending my life
[01:19.66]So let's keep things nice and
[01:21.05]Simple like the hero over there
[01:23.25]From the Atari game Adventure
[01:24.95]I'm literally just a yellow square
[01:26.56]Who cares
[01:26.97]I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
[01:28.57]And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
[01:30.44]It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven
[01:32.12]A big motherf**kin' Alaskan shaman
[01:33.94]So I killed that guy but before he died
[01:35.61]He said Meryl liked me I almost cried
[01:37.21]She's a little hottie pants ooh-meow
[01:39.02]It would be so great if you died right now
[01:40.68]I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
[01:42.29]And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
[01:43.93]'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone
[01:45.67]He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
[01:47.41]Then he died of a virus and thinking fast
[01:49.10]Meryl saved us
[01:49.72]I don't give a frog's fat a*s
[01:50.89]Then when stayed together until the seven year itch
[01:52.61]And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear b***h
[01:54.51]Listen Snake I've taken all I can take
[01:57.40]Just because a game is simple doesn't mean that it's lame
[02:00.67]Tell the kid from Paperboy
[02:02.18]Yo I deliver those papes
[02:04.29]The guy from Elevator Action
[02:06.34]Uh elevators
[02:07.14]Okay
[02:07.61]Dear God
[02:08.16]Why can't I just have a single panel of guests
[02:11.18]Who can say their plots in forty f**kin' minutes or less
[02:14.46]Now just watch me Snake
[02:15.67]Before you make me reach for my gun
[02:17.95]I'll summarize your game and show you
[02:19.78]How this s**t is really motherf**kin' done
[02:27.88]How it's motherf**kin' done
[02:35.75]You sneak around and save the world the end
[02:38.15]My god can I get a replacement
[02:39.51]Guest with a simple plot please
[02:41.17]Hi I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts
[02:43.23]Noo
