[ti:Smash!] [ar:Starbomb] [al:Player Select] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Smash! (Explicit) - Starbomb [00:01.47]Composed by:Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan [00:02.94]It was a beautiful day [00:04.57]And everyone was excited [00:06.11]There was a picnic and [00:07.27]The whole Nintendo crew was invited [00:09.27]Luigi stood up and said [00:10.83]Listen everyone I love you guys [00:12.58]You are my best friends in the world [00:13.97]You make me glad to be alive [00:15.80]Excuse me hi there [00:16.67]I'm the announcer for a fun new family game [00:19.00]It's called Super Smash Brothers [00:20.69]That sounds nice how do we play [00:22.19]Well first I'm gonna warp you [00:23.82]Into a world of hate and war [00:25.35]Where you'll assault everyone [00:26.61]You have ever known and loved before [00:28.67]I don't think I wanna do that [00:30.13]Oh come on it'll be a bash [00:31.76]Now grab all of your little friends [00:33.26]'Cause it is time for us to motherf**king Smash [00:35.77]Whoa wait no let's go [00:38.65]Kick the s**t out of your friends [00:41.02]That is not cool [00:42.08]Have a blast as you beat their a*s [00:44.65]And then they're forced to clap for you at the end [00:47.15]3 2 1 Smash [00:48.72]Mario hey bro-AGH your chode [00:51.01]Has been destroyed 200 I needed that chode [00:54.43]Can't we all just get along [00:59.19]Abso-f**king-lutely not you gotta Smash [01:01.19]The park was destroyed [01:02.07]Hundreds of bystanders dead [01:03.58]Kirby held Donkey Kong captive [01:05.45]In his huge disgusting head [01:06.90]Fox said Hey Mario stop crying [01:08.52]Just psyche up and fight instead [01:10.14]I'm Luigi all these bloodstains [01:11.98]Make my overalls look red [01:13.48]Sonic looked tough [01:14.76]'Til Link kicked him in the stuff [01:16.41]The madness of cold-blooded murder'd [01:18.15]Overtaken Jigglypuff [01:19.71]He blasted Bowser to infinity [01:21.42]With one massive-ass hit [01:22.89]Then he took three Falcon Punches [01:24.56]Like it wasn't even s**t [01:26.13]Is the time almost over [01:27.74]I can't tell my face is mashed [01:29.55]Don't worry Luigi the clock says [01:31.39]4 3 2 oh no 1 Smash [01:33.63]Whoa this blows [01:35.14]You know [01:35.84]When Mario and Peach team up [01:37.34]You are screwed you're my own brother [01:39.46]Pikachu's way less f**king cute [01:42.14]When he is trying to electrocute you Pika-pi [01:46.13]Samus whaddya want [01:47.84]Is pissed you got a small amount [01:49.91]Of dirt on her suit oh you're dead b***h [01:52.25]That is the last God d**n straw [01:56.65]Oh s**t I think Luigi's gonna f**king Smash [02:00.50]Hey look at me now [02:03.82]I'm beating up friends [02:05.99]I have no regrets [02:10.10]This is the f**king best [02:13.25]Yes I can see now [02:16.46]We're having fun in the end [02:18.70]Now it all makes sense [02:28.12]I guess just because [02:28.75]We smash each other doesn't mean [02:30.91]We're not brothers [02:32.43]Ahh Mario you suck [02:35.87]Bite me