Parents Just Don't Understand (Edit)-DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

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[00:00.00]Parents Just Don't Understand (Edit) - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
[00:06.13]Written by：W. Smith/J. Townes
[00:12.27]You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
[00:14.53]They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
[00:17.79]So to you all the kids all across the land
[00:20.19]There's no need to argue parents just don't understand
[00:34.17]I remember one year
[00:35.16]My mom took me school shopping
[00:36.65]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister
[00:40.57]All hopped in the car
[00:42.33]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
[00:44.93]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
[00:47.22]Didn't I say nothing at first
[00:48.92]I just turned up my nose
[00:50.28]She said what's wrong this shirt cost $20
[00:52.94]I said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar
[00:55.73]The next half hour was the same old thing
[00:58.28]My mother buying me clothes from 1963
[01:00.96]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
[01:03.81]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
[01:06.51]I said mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep
[01:09.08]She said you're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet
[01:11.92]I said mom let's put these clothes back please
[01:14.02]She said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show
[01:17.34]I said this isn't Sha Na Na come on mom I'm not Bowzer
[01:20.21]Mom please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers
[01:22.90]But if you don't want to I can live with that but
[01:25.60]You gotta put back the double knit reversible slacks
[01:28.80]She wasn't moved everything stayed the same
[01:31.08]Inevitably the first day of school came
[01:33.85]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick
[01:36.57]But my mom said no no way uh uh forget it
[01:39.20]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax
[01:41.87]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
[01:44.54]And when I walked into school it was just as I thought
[01:47.34]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
[01:50.14]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
[01:52.68]Because they were pointing and whispering
[01:54.27]As I walked down the hall
[01:55.50]I got home and told my Mom how my day went
[01:57.77]She said If they were laughing you don't need them
[01:59.89]Cause they're not good friends
[02:00.99]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
[02:03.64]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
[02:06.40]So to you all the kids all across the land
[02:09.08]There's no need to argue
[02:10.43]Parents just don't understand
[02:23.62]Oh kay here's the situation
[02:25.50]My parents went away on a week's vacation and
[02:28.41]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
[02:30.89]Would they mind
[02:31.96]Umm well of course not
[02:34.30]I'll just take it for a little spin
[02:36.30]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
[02:39.21]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
[02:41.67]Well maybe I shouldn't
[02:43.46]Yeah of course I should
[02:45.27]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot
[02:47.19]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
[02:49.87]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
[02:52.70]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
[02:55.96]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
[02:58.12]I honked my horn just to get her attention
[03:00.76]She said was that for me
[03:02.13]I said yeah
[03:02.82]She said why
[03:03.47]I said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy
[03:07.04]She said how do I know you're not sick
[03:09.11]You could be some deranged lunatic
[03:11.81]I said c'mon toots my name is the Prince
[03:14.38]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this
[03:17.76]She agreed and we were on our way
[03:19.86]She was looking very good and so was I I must say word
[03:23.13]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive
[03:25.43]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
[03:28.70]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
[03:30.61]She said drive fast speed turns me on
[03:33.44]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas
[03:36.26]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast
[03:39.02]The sun roof was open the music was high
[03:41.60]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
[03:44.39]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
[03:47.03]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
[03:50.39]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
[03:52.50]And to make this long story short short
[03:55.27]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
[03:57.97]I said I don't have a license but I drive very well officer
[04:01.26]I almost had a heart attack that day
[04:03.32]Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway
[04:06.34]I was arrested the car was impounded
[04:08.97]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
[04:11.73]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
[04:14.49]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
[04:17.29]My parents walked in
[04:18.49]I got my grip I said ah Mom Dad how was your trip
[04:23.16]They didn't speak I said I want to plead my case
[04:25.48]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
[04:28.07]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived
[04:30.62]They took turns one would beat me while the other was driving
[04:33.63]I can't believe it I just made a mistake
[04:35.98]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
[04:38.70]So to you all the kids all across the land
[04:41.81]Take it from me parents just don't understand