Living The Dream - James Barker Band Written by:James Barker/Taylor Abram/Connor Stephen/Bobby Martin/Kris Barclay/Todd Clark Well I drink beer and I smoke pot And I've thrown punches in a parking lot I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive I'm half in the bed by half past five Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream I'm a beer pong champ and a flip cup king Who's no longer welcome at the dairy queen No shoes no shirt no more dipped cones for me I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners With the girl I date that I met on tinder I can't call her love but I can call Her anytime I want that's a b**ty call 'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot And I've thrown punches in a parking lot I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive I'm half in the bed by half past five Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none Brought to you in part by my college fund Keg stands fourty hands and neighbors call the cops again I only smoke when I drink yup but I drink everyday My only worry in the world is getting myself laid It's a damn near miracle I don't already have a kid 'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot And I've thrown punches in a parking lot I don't dance but damn the girls still dance with me I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive I'm half in the bed by half past five Hell why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream Smoke 'em if you got 'em 'Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot And I've thrown punches in a parking lot I don't dance but damn them girls they still dance with me Yes they do I've been driven to drink and too drunk to drive I'm half in the bed by half past five Now why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream Well why would I sleep at night when I'm living the dream