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[00:00.00]听了就瘦 - ONSTYLE
[00:00.14]词:谢帝
[00:00.28]曲:谢帝
[00:00.43]I have a dream
[00:01.16]
[00:39.33]为什么我长不高
[00:41.94]
[00:42.67]为啥子我也瘦不掉
[00:45.39]
[00:46.07]背着一身肉被人笑
[00:48.69]
[00:49.34]为啥子我长不高
[00:51.07]你也瘦不了
[00:52.09]
[00:52.66]I have a dream
[00:53.83]我想要变瘦变瘦
[00:55.52]
[00:56.02]You have a dream
[00:57.19]到底要好瘦才够
[00:59.29]I have a dream
[01:00.68]我不想背到一身肉
[01:02.44]对嘛对嘛对嘛
[01:03.77]那就不要坐到起来扭
[01:05.70]
[01:06.35]要怪就怪小哩时候我吃哩太好
[01:09.09]
[01:09.68]每天中午三两面才吃个半饱
[01:12.50]
[01:13.10]到咯现在心情好咯喝水都要长
[01:15.83]
[01:16.49]妈哟现在生活好咯水都有脂肪
[01:19.89]吃饭吃多咯不小心吃成咯胖娃儿
[01:23.34]就像不小心剪头剪成咯光头儿
[01:26.65]只敢带到帽子不敢到处切显
[01:29.37]
[01:29.96]头发就像肉只能长多不能减
[01:33.24]我身上大哩地方
[01:34.92]不止是我哩裤子
[01:36.81]看过我肉哩人都说
[01:38.64]豁你哩肚子
[01:40.17]都说长胖点儿好
[01:41.81]胖子看起乖些
[01:43.49]但是说这话哩人找另一半都瘪瘪
[01:46.82]要瘦哩
[01:47.63]不要肉哩
[01:48.28]我们这些属于看到就够哩
[01:50.38]老子本来不帅还胖
[01:51.70]老天你造人是咋个造哩
[01:53.70]虽说不要太瘦太瘦看起就像杆杆
[01:57.08]但是胖胖比杆杆看起还要一般般
[02:00.49]所以贴子不要找些胖子哩
[02:02.78]好处往上搬
[02:03.82]我要是楼主看到这种贴子马上删
[02:06.58]
[02:07.27]都说美女靠腰男人要靠身高
[02:10.44]为啥子我多高别个还说反对无效
[02:13.20]
[02:14.00]效果好哩减肥药到底哪里去找
[02:16.64]
[02:17.16]我最讨厌哪个对我说想胖又胖不到
[02:20.19]
[02:20.75]所以以后叫我们不要叫 onstyle 跟南北
[02:24.13]我们两个合起来请直接叫合肥
[02:27.52]为什么我长不高
[02:30.10]
[02:30.93]为啥子我也瘦不掉
[02:33.63]
[02:34.29]背着一身肉被人笑
[02:36.99]
[02:37.70]为啥子我长不高
[02:39.38]你也瘦不了
[02:40.35]
[02:40.90]I have a dream
[02:42.21]我想要变瘦变瘦
[02:44.22]You have a dream
[02:45.46]到底要好瘦才够
[02:47.53]I have a dream
[02:48.84]我不想背到一身肉
[02:50.89]对嘛对嘛对嘛
[02:52.13]那就不要坐到起来扭
[02:54.23]我说你是不知足
[02:55.87]身在福中不知福
[02:57.56]不像老子又矮又肥照到镜子只想哭
[03:01.12]你撇死一米八长哩胖都看起壮
[03:04.36]老子明明长的壮
[03:06.01]别个非说长的胖
[03:07.73]长哩再胖可以减
[03:09.12]但身高又不能随便选
[03:11.07]不管身高还是体重老子都还差得远
[03:14.49]所以你就不要在那怨天怨地
[03:17.04]在我面前
[03:17.88]你要学我要切接受现实
[03:19.98]莫得滴点儿怨言
[03:21.37]You have a dream
[03:22.48]但要动
[03:23.36]不要紧都梦
[03:24.63]做一千个梦你不动
[03:26.45]最后还是那么重
[03:28.01]减肥药莫得用
[03:29.66]就跟增高药一样
[03:31.42]不要像我瓜求不西西
[03:33.01]紧都跑起切上当
[03:34.79]每次都被别个顺口喊成小胖娃儿哎
[03:38.22]感觉自己总是活哩像个小弟娃儿哎
[03:41.56]你们敢不敢在胖娃儿前头
[03:43.70]不加那个小
[03:44.90]我都21哩人咯宁愿你们说我老
[03:48.22]小新你慢慢减哈
[03:49.56]反正老子已经无所谓咯
[03:51.78]每天做白日梦
[03:53.02]老子心都碎咯而且累咯
[03:55.17]好多朋友都说我哩身材
[03:57.26]已经完全废咯
[03:58.53]所以管球他哩吃盘回锅肉
[04:00.56]老子洗咯睡咯
[04:01.72]
[04:02.36]为什么我长不高
[04:04.77]
[04:05.60]为啥子我也瘦不掉
[04:08.44]
[04:09.00]背着一身肉被人笑
[04:11.66]
[04:12.40]为啥子我长不高
[04:14.08]你也瘦不了
[04:15.47]I have a dream
[04:16.84]我想要变瘦变瘦
[04:18.93]You have a dream
[04:20.24]到底要好瘦才够
[04:22.30]I have a dream
[04:23.54]我不想背到一身肉
[04:25.53]对嘛对嘛对嘛
[04:26.83]那就不要坐到起来扭
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