[ti:Dummy Up] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Roxy & Elsewhere] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dummy Up (Live At The Roxy, Hollywood/1973) - Frank Zappa/The Mothers [00:00.85]Sunrise [00:04.65]Get up in the mornin' [00:06.76]You know I dig this mornin' [00:08.57]The sun is shinin' bright [00:10.89]I'm gonna get outside [00:13.06]Gonna wash my face [00:15.36]Grab my hat [00:17.05]Put it on my head [00:19.06]I take a walk downtown [00:21.14]Yeah Because I feel so-oh good [00:29.14]I think I'm gonna take a walk downtown [00:31.27]Hey Sunrise [00:38.81]Wo [00:40.87]Somethin' I never seen before [00:44.57]Been walkin' down the street every day [00:48.86]Nobody like you ever passed my way [00:53.37]Maybe it must be too much sun [00:57.53]Couldn't be my hat must be too much [00:59.22]Wait a minute Is that you [01:01.86]What's that What what's that [01:05.73]What what's that What [01:08.63]Dummy Up [01:09.63]What is that [01:11.64]I know what that is I know what that is [01:14.26]I bet you that's a restaurant menu [01:16.60]Let me see Let me see [01:19.75]Not only do you get the Desenex burger [01:24.43]What [01:25.36]Not only the Desenex burger [01:27.29]Well you are in for a real treat Jim [01:28.62]Wait a minute I think I like that dance better than [01:32.46]What are you talkin' about creep [01:33.96]What I'm talkin' about is you've been in this killer fog down here too long [01:36.95]What [01:37.63]You need somethin' to get up and go to school with [01:39.87]Wait a minute you're not talkin' to an old fool now [01:42.13]You know I wasn't born yesterday [01:43.46]Heh heh heh [01:44.34]Wait a minute [01:45.27]I like that little dance you were doin' there [01:49.23](Jeff Simmons tries to corrupt Napoleon Murphy Brock by showing him a lewd dance and suggesting that he'd smoke a high-school diploma ) [01:57.07]Hey Wait a minute [02:06.72]Hey this this stuff [02:08.12]I never seen one of these before that's not a menu [02:10.31]This stuff is expensive [02:11.37]What is that [02:11.87]You shoot it you'll conserve all winter [02:13.69]I do what [02:15.56]It lasts longer [02:17.76](Not only do you get the Desenex burger) [02:18.88]Now come on try it [02:22.21]No no [02:22.74]It's really good [02:23.49]No Smoke THAT [02:24.43]Have I ever lied to you [02:26.20]Have I ever seen you before [02:27.75]I don't I don't even know you [02:29.69]Look [02:30.18]I don't even know what that is [02:31.39]And you're drivin' me to smoke it [02:32.83]Just before we smoked the tapes that you made [02:36.58]Smoked the tapes [02:37.91]Smoked the tapes of your group [02:39.28]I think I'm with the damned [02:40.28]You can really get off [02:44.33]Let's try a joint of this [02:45.70]A what [02:46.82]A joint [02:48.09]You mean this kinda joint [02:49.26]No man [02:50.30]Where you been in livin' Reseda [02:53.29]No San Jose [02:56.01](The evil d**e pusher is cutting up a white gym sock Formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp The shredded sock will be placed inside of a high-school diploma And ignited with a sulphur-preparation His first taste of big city life ) [03:23.71]That's okay wait [03:27.69]Hey The roach of this is really gonna be good so I'll [03:39.92]Have mercy [03:55.91]What do you do with that thing [03:58.10]WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING YEAH [04:03.36]Wait a minute [04:05.31]Wait a minute [04:06.87]What do you do with that thing [04:10.82]I wanna know [04:20.30]Wait a minute [04:21.11](Now the next step of this operation: The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One Which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock To Step Two Which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all Smoke that and it'll really get you out there ) [04:39.79]I still don't feel as good as I felt this mornin' yeah yeah [04:45.14](You'll grow out of it ) [04:46.44]DUMMY UP [04:48.26]I heard it again somebody said [04:50.83]You see this [04:54.04]Wait a minute [04:56.04]College [04:56.80]College [04:57.80]That's college-rhythm [04:59.79]You mean if I smoke that it's the same as this [05:03.23]As if I was at college [05:04.36]Roll it on up [05:08.00]Roll it on up [05:10.12]Roll it on up [05:12.38]Give me that [05:15.46]No no the college degree is stuffed with absolutely nothing at all [05:18.53]You get you get nothing with your college-degree [05:22.15]But that's what I want [05:23.78]I forgot I'm sorry [05:24.78]Well if you get nothin' well that's what I want [05:29.36](A true Zen saying: Nothing is what I want The results of a higher education )