[ti:Gaston] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Beauty and the Beast: Original London Cast Recording] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gaston - Various Artists [00:10.71]Who does she think she is [00:13.13]That girl has tangled with the wrong man [00:16.21]Darn right [00:17.29]No one says"no" to Gaston [00:20.15]Dismissed Rejected Publically humiliated [00:25.97]It's more than I can bear [00:27.92]More beer [00:29.13]What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced [00:33.97]Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull [00:37.21]Yourself together [00:39.78]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston [00:42.90]Looking so down in the dumps [00:46.26]Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston [00:49.27]Even when taking your lumps [00:52.48]There's no man in town as admired as you [00:55.63]You're everyone's favorite guy [00:59.06]Everyone's awed and inspired by you [01:03.30]And it's not very hard to see why [01:11.14]No one's slick as Gaston [01:15.64]No one's quick as Gaston [01:17.23]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's [01:20.77]For there's no man in town half as manly [01:24.50]Perfect a pure paragon [01:27.14]You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley [01:30.54]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [01:35.31]No one's been like Gaston [01:39.52]A kingpin like Gaston [01:41.19]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [01:44.50]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating [01:48.14]My what a guy that Gaston [01:51.60]Give five"hurrahs" [01:53.30]Give twelve"hip hips" [01:54.95]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips [01:59.68]No one fights like Gaston [02:03.73]Douses lights like Gaston [02:05.80]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [02:08.92]For there's no one as burly and brawny [02:12.08]As you see I've got biceps to spare [02:15.26]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny [02:18.12]That's right [02:18.87]And every last inch of me's covered with hair [02:22.19]No one hits like Gaston [02:23.30]Matches wits like Gaston [02:25.30]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:28.66]I'm especially good at expectorating [02:31.76]Ptoooie [02:33.43]Ten points for Gaston [02:35.81]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:38.85]Every morning to help me get large [02:42.64]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:45.60]So I'm roughly the size of a barge [05:13.51]No one shoots like Gaston [05:17.39]Makes those beauts like Gaston [05:19.31]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [05:24.09]I use antlers in all of my decorating [05:37.12]G-A-S-T-O