[ti:If You Want A Mother] [ar:Gretchen Wilson] [al:One Of The Boys] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You Want A Mother - Gretchen Wilson [00:02.65]You want me to bring you home the bacon [00:14.15]Fry it up and serve it to you too [00:19.40]When i don't you act so godforsaken [00:24.21]Like somehow i've been mistreatin' you [00:30.53]I know that's the way your mama did it [00:35.46]She waited on you dang near all your life [00:40.58]It took a while but now i finally get it [00:45.77]You were never lookin' for a wife [00:49.15][Chorus] [00:50.84]If you want a mother i can be one [00:56.71]That ain't all that difficult for me [01:01.46]We can do your way from now on son [01:06.77]And i'll show you what a mother i can be [01:11.01]Remember tuesday night when you're out bowling [01:25.89]You better have your butt back home by nine [01:29.77]Otherwise you're grounded for the weekend [01:35.58]And that brand new sliverado will be mine [01:40.95]And in the evenin' when you're feeling sleepy [01:46.70]Well i'll tuck you in and pat you on your head [01:51.26]And i'll be right down the hall if you should need me [01:56.07]But big boys have to sleep in their own bed [02:01.83][Repeat Chorus] [02:06.89]You can go on back to mama's apron strings [03:10.31]Bet your mom would be a mother just like me