[ti:A Nightmare On My Street] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince] [al:Platinum & Gold Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Nightmare on My Street - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:22.79]Now I have a story that I'd like to tell [00:25.29]About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell [00:28.54]He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed [00:31.17]He's burnt up like the weenie and his name is Fred [00:34.17]He wears the same hat and sweater every single day [00:36.98]And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway [00:39.99]He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep [00:42.49]I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street [00:45.68] [00:56.37]It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right [00:59.25]And we had just gotten back off tour last night [01:02.15]So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy [01:05.15]If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie [01:07.41]I got Angie Jeff got Tina [01:10.79]Ready rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life [01:14.16]That was alright because the lady was chill [01:16.23]Then we dipped to the theater set to ill [01:19.04]Buggin' cold havin' a ball [01:21.29]And somethin' about Elm St was the movie we saw [01:24.67]The way it started was decent you know nuthin' real fancy [01:27.62]About this homeboy named Fred and this girl named Nancy [01:30.38]But word when it was over I said yo that was def [01:33.31]And everything seemed all right when we left [01:35.95]But when I got home and laid down to sleep [01:38.89]That began the nightmare on my street [01:41.45] [01:53.64]It was burning in my room like an oven [01:55.95]My bed soaked with sweat and man I was bugging [01:58.76]I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30 [02:01.76]It had melted it was so darn hot and I was thirsty [02:04.27]I wanted something cool to quench my thirst [02:07.08]I thought to myself yo this heaters the worst [02:09.77]But when I got downstairs I noticed something was wrong [02:12.58]I was home all alone but the TV was on [02:15.64]I thought nothin' off it as I grabbed the remote [02:18.08]I pushed the power button and then I almost choked [02:20.96]When I heard this awful voice coming from behind It said [02:24.02]"You got my favorite letter but now you must die" [02:26.96]Man I ain't even wait to see who it was [02:29.53]Broke inside my drawers and screamed"So long 'cuz" [02:31.96]Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming [02:35.39] [02:36.58]Then thought"Oh I get it I must be dreaming" [02:38.39]I strolled back home with a grin on my grill [02:40.76]I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill [02:43.76]I walked in the house the Big Bad Fresh Prince [02:46.58]But Freddy killed all that noise real quick [02:49.02]He grabbed me by my neck and said [02:51.39]"Here's what we'll do we gotta lotta work here [02:53.71]Me and you the souls of your friends you and I will claim [02:58.15]You've got the body and I've got the brain" [03:00.78]I said"Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong [03:03.34]I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long [03:06.15]Look I'll be honest man this team won't work [03:09.09]The girls won't be on you Fred your face is all burnt" [03:12.09]Fred got mad and his head started steaming [03:13.29] [03:14.72]But I've thought what the hell I'm only dreamin' [03:17.40]I said please leave Fred so I can get some sleep [03:20.34]But give me a call maybe we'll hang out next week [03:23.16]I patted him on the shoulder said"Thanks for stopping by" [03:25.72]Then I opened up the door and said"Take care guy" [03:28.66]He got mad drew back his arm and slashed my shirt [03:31.54]I laughed at first then thought"Hold up that hurt" [03:33.48] [03:34.42]It wasn't a dream man this guy was for real [03:37.29]I said"Freddy uh pal there's been an awful mistake here" [03:40.04]No further words and then I darted upstairs [03:42.93]Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed [03:46.45]Pulled the covers up over my head and said [03:48.90]"Oh please do something with Fred" [03:51.40]He jumped on my bed went through the covers with his claws [03:54.09]Tried to get me but my alarm went off and then silence [03:57.65] [03:58.15]It was a whole new day I thought [04:00.27]"Huh I wasn't scared of him anyway" [04:02.97]Until I noticed those rips in my sheets [04:05.21]And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street [04:08.47] [04:16.35]Oh man I gotta call Jeff I gotta call Jeff [04:20.91] [04:23.78]Come on come on [04:24.85] [04:26.79]Come on Jeff answer [04:27.73] [04:28.79]Come on man [04:29.66] [04:32.10]Hello [04:32.92]Jeff this is Prince man Jeff wake up Jeff wake up [04:35.27]What do you want [04:36.27]Jeff wake up man listen to me Jeff [04:38.71]Jeff Jeff would you listen to me Listen [04:40.82]Whatever you do don't fall asleep [04:44.21]Man [04:45.03]Jeff listen to me don't go to sleep Jeff [04:47.09]Look I'll talk to you tomorrow [04:47.77]Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff answer me