I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson (Album Version)-DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

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[00:00.00]I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson (Album Version) - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
[00:18.93]Hey hey Leroy Leroy
[00:21.25]Yeah
[00:21.49]Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson
[00:24.37]Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy
[00:25.91]That played football from Montreal ain't he
[00:28.53]No no you old coop he a he a boxer man
[00:31.34]Yeah
[00:32.03]Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago
[00:34.91]I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard
[00:38.66]His head flew off into the eigtheenth row
[00:41.66]They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[00:44.85]I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight
[00:46.91]And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes
[00:49.63]Jeff was like
[00:50.19]Man you see how hard Mike's punchin'
[00:52.00]Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'
[00:53.63]Left right left right another K O
[00:56.25]If that was me I'd a been ok though
[00:58.12]The very next day I gave Russell a ring
[01:00.18]With J L and Omar we all called Don King
[01:03.06]I said 'yeah Don I got a problem
[01:05.09]Tell 'em Prince
[01:05.72]Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them '
[01:06.98]Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'
[01:08.86]Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City'
[01:11.86]Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up
[01:13.67]Yeah you can be my trainer
[01:14.98]Word up
[01:15.73]I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice
[01:18.11]And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson
[01:19.75]Man you can beat him you can beat him
[01:24.44]Yo man word up
[01:25.56]Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this
[01:27.56]You can do it
[01:29.75]Extra extra read all about it
[01:33.58]Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight
[01:37.21]Ah he's crazy
[01:39.89]Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row
[01:43.64]Hey Leroy you read the paper
[01:45.02]That boy done lost his man
[01:47.08]There was press conference to see what training I was doing
[01:49.08]Before then I had never heard reporters booing
[01:51.45]Cameras flashing I was in the middle
[01:53.52]I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little
[01:55.83]I said uh I been training 2o hours a day
[01:58.20]Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')
[02:01.08]And I run 10 000 miles every morning
[02:02.27]Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory
[02:04.70]I drink water 20 gallons a pop
[02:06.89]And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block
[02:09.45](he can do it too)
[02:10.33]And 4 million sit ups in a minute
[02:11.77] I ain't lying I did it
[02:14.14](he done it)
[02:14.64]The general public thought I was a fool
[02:16.20]I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool
[02:18.66]Well gettin' dissed is never good
[02:20.54]But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
[02:22.84]I was at the corner at the top of my block
[02:24.78]There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
[02:27.22]It was Larwence my barber and Franny
[02:29.16]He yelled out
[02:29.91]Hey Prince you can win
[02:31.85]I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat
[02:33.60]You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat
[02:36.91]Ha ha you gon' get whipped
[02:38.72]But can I have your shoes when he break your neck
[02:40.65]Everybody was laughin' out loud
[02:42.47]I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud
[02:44.72]I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
[02:47.22]I heard her on the phone
[02:48.41](a thousand bucks on Tyson)
[02:58.26]It's fight day and man am I hyped
[03:01.13]Woah I can't wait to see Mike
[03:03.19]Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing
[03:04.82]Trump Castle Casino
[03:07.44]In this corner weighing in
[03:10.26]At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent
[03:14.07]The Fresh Prince (booing)
[03:17.82]And in this corner
[03:18.70]The heavyweight champion of the world
[03:21.57]Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)
[03:25.19]I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
[03:27.07]Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
[03:29.20]For a second I looked good out there
[03:31.38]But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
[03:33.57]One punch that's all it took (oooh)
[03:36.25]He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
[03:38.32]Now how can I say this and be a little discreet
[03:40.69]Let's just say that my bowels released
[03:42.69]I called timeout and went back to my corner
[03:44.82]Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin'
[03:47.07]The hell back out there man you can't forget it'
[03:49.25]My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)
[03:51.76]They tried to make me go meet my doom
[03:53.69]But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
[03:56.07]The next day the headline in the town
[03:57.94]'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round'
[03:59.94]Some fool asked why I ran away
[04:02.50]I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
[04:04.63]My career is over as far as fightin'
[04:07.07]But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson
[04:09.50]Hey Leroy
[04:11.38]Yeah
[04:11.88]Did you see the fight did you see the fight
[04:14.50]The the the football player
[04:16.07]No the boxer come on man
[04:17.94]I was at the fight last night
[04:19.26]I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars
[04:21.57]For my ticket right
[04:22.69]Ah you weren't at no fight
[04:24.06]I seen you around here last night
[04:25.50] And the boy the boy ran out the ring
[04:28.19]You always lying
[04:29.69]I ain't lying
[04:30.44]You lie to your grandkids
[04:31.94]I seen it
[04:32.75]You been lying ever since you was a little kid
[04:34.56]Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off
[04:36.57]His leg fell off and it fell over
[04:37.88]You always lying
[04:38.31]And it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand
[04:39.88]I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy
[04:41.63]You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there
[04:43.00]I was right next to you playin' checkers