[ti:The Audience Is Listening] [ar:Steve Vai] [al:Passion & Warfare] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.79]Now stevie now don't be nervous honey o k I'm gonna go in & i'm [00:05.47]Gonna introduce you & then you're gonna come in with your guitar & you're [00:09.59]Gonna play that nice nice music you were telling me about; & while you're [00:14.15]Doing that Ill be sitting in the back of the well have such a good time [00:18.01]So don't you be nervous honey it will relaw everybody & well be so happy [00:24.00]I'm gonna go n now Ill introduce you o k [00:29.12]Heads up now you kids you [00:32.24]All of you calm down thats good o k everyone in your own seat thats [00:37.67]Good o k now little stevie vai is going to play a composition on the [00:43.73]Guitar he wrote it all by himself o k stevie bring your three friends [00:49.49]Up they can play with you that seve vai what a nice little boy i wrote [00:56.89]This song for all my friends when I grow up I'm gonna be a famous rock [01:01.14]N roll guitar player love it eh he he go ahead and this is my [01:06.00]Whammy bar and its gonna be loud don't you think thats a bit loud [01:12.29]Boys its getting too loud you're getting out of control boys stevie [01:22.09]Now calm down class calm down mr vai youve got to turn it down [01:26.83] What did you say you want me to turn it down you mean down like this [01:31.24](boys what happened to that nice music ) that sounds like noise mr vai [01:56.89]And I want it stopped youve all got detention uh oh here comes [02:28.83]Trouble ayy vai are you outta your mind you guys ya don't back off [02:35.03]Ya must be crazy I'm gonna flip-out I'm tellin you if this is my [02:39.95]Final flip-out you guys are gonna go with me ah shut up will you [02:51.50]Two stop dancing like that frankie leave that girl alone were not [02:55.75]Gonna have another incident like mildred come here to me me vai don't [03:11.25]You hear me come here you little snit wait till I get my hands [03:26.61]Don't you run away ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay vai knock it off get [03:33.68]Off my desk hey andrea check this out oh stevie you promised me [04:12.90]You'd play nice music; people out of control dancin on the desks playin [04:17.20]With the girls that awful noise just make people go wild you gotta turn [04:21.88]That music down stevie please I'm fearless in my heart they will [04:29.75]Always see that in my eyes I am the passion; I am the warfare I will never [04:41.69]Stop always constant accurate and intense mark my words youll never [04:54.93]Amount to anything steve vai youll see youll be a bum in the streets [04:59.35]A bum thats it a bum I thought you were such a nice little boy ya [05:03.25]Know what ya mean ya got a mean nasty vicious streak why don't you [05:07.62]Just quit school move to california with all those other bums go thats [05:11.43]Where you belong with all those crazies out in california maybe youll be [05:15.10]Famous; thank you very much ha thats the funniest thing I've ever [05:18.20]Heard thank you very much you-famous with that noise ha ill [05:20.51]See ya in jail; thank you very much give me a break stevie stop it [05:25.31]Youll see mark my words