[ti:Here Comes The Judge] [ar:Pigmeat Markham] [al:Chess Pieces: The Very Best Of Chess Records] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Here Comes The Judge - Pigmeat Markham [00:01.99]Written by:Robert Dade/Sarah Harvey/Dewey Markham/Dick Allen [00:03.99]Hear ye hear ye [00:04.99]This court is now in session [00:06.77]His honor Judge [00:07.91]Pigmeat Markham presiding [00:15.11]Hear ye hear ye [00:16.07]The court of swing is [00:17.36]Just about ready to do that thing [00:19.72]I don't want no tears [00:20.91]I don't want no lies [00:22.18]Above all I don't want no alibis [00:24.52]This judge is hip and that ain't all [00:27.15]He'll give you time if you're big or small [00:29.64]Fall in line for this court is neat [00:32.16]Peace brother [00:33.59]Uh oh here come the Judge [00:35.57]Here comes the Judge [00:36.67]Everybody knows [00:37.74]That he is the Judge [00:44.07]Everybody near and far [00:46.24]I'm going to Paris to stop this war [00:48.66]All those kids gotta listen to me [00:50.88]Because I am the judge [00:52.03]And you can plainly see [00:53.32]I want a big round table when I get there [00:55.68]I won't sit down to one that's square [00:58.22]I wanna lay down the law [00:59.35]To them that brought it [01:00.76]I'll bust some head [01:01.74]Because I am the judge [01:03.33]He is the Judge [01:04.53]He is the Judge [01:05.76]Everybody knows [01:06.86]That he is the Judge [01:09.30]Who's there I is I is who [01:11.92]I is your next door neighbor [01:15.21]Order order order [01:17.29]Order in this courtroom [01:18.36]Order in this courtroom [01:19.65]Judge your honorship hi sir [01:21.21]Did I hear you say order in the court [01:24.10]Yes I said order [01:25.25]Well I'll take two cans of beer please [01:28.36]He is the Judge [01:29.28]He is the Judge [01:30.15]Everybody knows [01:31.30]That he is the Judge [01:37.49]I had a chat with Ho Chi Min [01:39.80]With cheap rice wine and chased with gin [01:42.24]Won't take long unless I miss my guess [01:44.65]I'll have you out of this doggone mess [01:51.99]I sent a cable to Bob and Mac [01:54.24]Let them know I'm coming back [01:56.71]Sit right down with Rock and Nick [01:59.04]Teach them boys some of pigmeat's tricks [02:01.83]Oh oh judge your honor pigmeat sir [02:04.39]Don't you remember me [02:05.53]No who are you boy [02:06.72]Well I'm the feller that introduced [02:08.17]You to your wife to my wife [02:09.79]Yeah life you son of a gun you [02:16.46]Come November election time [02:18.65]You vote your way I'll vote mine [02:21.10]Case there's a tie and [02:22.35]The money gets spent [02:23.51]Vote for pigmeat Markham president [02:25.99]I am the Judge I am the Judge [02:28.32]Everybody knows I am the Judge [02:30.75]I am the Judge I am the Judge [02:33.21]Everybody knows that he is the Judge [02:35.86]Now everybody know I am the Judge