Auntie Maggie's Remedy-Lonnie Donegan

[00:08.37]now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy
[00:12.85]no matter what ailment you've got
[00:16.73]but i know a special one you ought to try
[00:21.20]you'll find its the best of the lot
[00:24.99]its my auntie maggies home made remedy
[00:29.69]its guaranteed never to fail
[00:34.07]thats the stuff that will do the trick
[00:38.03]its sold at every chemist for one and a kick
[00:41.94]now if youve got lumbago
[00:44.37]rheumatics or gout
[00:45.91]or a pain in your robert e. lee
[00:50.60]don't kick up a shindy
[00:52.78]you'll never get windy with auntie maggies remedy
[00:58.75]if you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
[01:03.38]you're bound to wake up i'll agree
[01:07.45]but i'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven
[01:11.84]with my auntie maggies remedy
[01:15.84]in a young ladys bedroom i went by mistake
[01:20.00]my intentions were honest you see
[01:24.42]she shouted with laughter haha i know what you're after
[01:28.50]its my auntie maggies remedy yes sir
[01:32.67]oh my auntie maggies home made remedy
[01:37.25]its guaranteed never to fail
[01:41.66]thats the stuff that will do the trick
[01:45.83]its sold at every chemist for one and a kick
[01:49.45]now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason
[01:54.15]and if you inspect him you'll see
[01:58.29]the poor little chappy has covered his nappy
[02:02.60]with auntie maggies remedy
[02:06.65]now i went to a doctor i wasnt too well
[02:10.92]and he made me lie on a settee
[02:15.14]he said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing
[02:19.60]your auntie maggies remedy
[02:23.81]now i know a girl who was putting on weight
[02:28.02]in a spot where it just shouldnt be
[02:32.21]so i said to nellie
[02:34.35]now you rub your ankle with auntie maggies remedy
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