My Old Man's A Dustman-Lonnie Donegan

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[00:00.00]My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
[00:00.52]Now here's a little story
[00:04.81]To tell it is a must
[00:09.88]About an unsung hero
[00:13.79]That moves away your dust
[00:19.02]Some people make a fortune
[00:21.51]Other's earn a mint
[00:25.44]My old man don't earn much
[00:29.29]In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:36.89]Oh my old man's a dustman
[00:38.95]He wears a dustman's hat
[00:41.05]He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:42.77]And he lives in a council flat
[00:44.84]He looks a proper narner
[00:46.46]In his great big hob nailed boots
[00:48.57]He's got such a job to pull them up
[00:50.71]But he calls them Daisy roots
[00:55.32]Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:57.29]And some of them forget
[00:59.19]So when he picks their bins up
[01:01.12]He spills some on the steps
[01:02.82]Now one old man got nasty
[01:04.86]And to the council wrote
[01:06.83]Next time my old man went around there
[01:08.60]He punched him up the throat
[01:10.30]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:12.40]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:14.44]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:16.20]And he lives in a council flat
[01:18.24]I say I say Lace yes
[01:20.77]Oh yeah I'll found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:23.26]How do you know he's a police dog
[01:24.76]He had a policeman with him
[01:29.17]Though my old man's a dustman
[01:31.39]He's got a heart of gold
[01:33.42]He got married recently
[01:35.09]Though he's 86 years old
[01:37.16]We said ear hang on Dad
[01:38.99]You're getting past your prime
[01:40.74]He said well when you get to my age
[01:42.82]It helps to pass the time
[01:44.42]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:46.53]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:48.41]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:50.07]And he lives in a council flat
[01:51.48]I say I say I say ai
[01:54.02]My dustbins full of lillies
[01:55.48]Well throw them away then
[01:56.90]I can't Lilly's wearing them
[02:01.28]Now one day while in a hurry
[02:03.54]He missed a lady's bin
[02:05.50]He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:07.35]When she chased after him
[02:09.28]What game do you think you're playing
[02:11.15]She cried right from the heart
[02:12.87]You've missed me am I too late
[02:14.79]No jump up on the cart
[02:17.86]Oh a dustman
[02:18.83]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:20.65]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:22.14]And he lives in a council flat
[02:23.94]I say I say I say what you again
[02:27.98]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:31.27]How do you know it's full
[02:32.49]Cause there's not much room inside
[02:37.42]He found a tiger's head one day
[02:39.81]Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:41.50]The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:43.33]But I suppose it should
[02:45.26]Just then from out a window
[02:47.09]A voice began to wail
[02:48.94]He said oi where's me tiger head
[02:51.21]Four foot from it's tail
[02:52.57]Oh my old man's a dustman
[02:54.78]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:56.67]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:58.39]And he lives in a council flat
[03:00.15]Next time you see a dustman
[03:02.35]Looking all pale and sad
[03:04.11]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:06.09]It might be my old Dad