[ti:If I Had One] [ar:Toby Keith] [al:American Ride] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had One - Toby Keith/Bobby Pinson [00:14.06]Jack my brake at the traffic stop [00:16.98]Interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot [00:20.17]Fatboy flying on a fatboy bike [00:23.29]Weavin' in and out and passin' me by [00:26.48]I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB [00:32.52]Even if deep down I was wishin' it was me [00:38.95]But if I had one I'd have to say [00:42.20]I'd probably do the same dang thing [00:45.44]Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run [00:51.49]I'd be hell on wheels if I had one [00:57.48]Called my brother said how you been [01:00.35]We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when [01:03.35]He said this graveyard shift's a graveyard grind [01:06.72]I got more bills than I got time [01:09.84]I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case [01:15.83]I said I guess I know who wears [01:19.45]The pants around your place [01:21.94]But if I had one I'd have to say [01:25.62]I'd probably do the same dang thing [01:28.87]Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done [01:34.87]Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if I had one [01:40.75]Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady [01:43.74]She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby [01:46.99]Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her [01:50.23]Watch her shake her money maker [01:56.22]But if I had one I'd have to say [01:59.61]I'd probably shake it the same dang way [02:02.85]Hike it up high so I could get it some [02:08.85]I'd never buy another beer if I had one [02:14.28]You know things would be different if I had one [02:20.96]That's what I'd do if I had one of those [02:25.58]I'd do it just like that right there [02:31.13]Thing's would be different if I had one too [02:35.69]But I don't [02:38.74]But if I had one [02:42.24]Yeah buddy Ooooh buddy