[ti:If U Can't Dance (Slide)] [ar:Will Smith] [al:Lost and Found] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If U Can't Dance(Slide) (Album Version) - Will Smith (威尔·史密斯) [00:01.85]Yo If you can't dance [00:02.66]It's cool to get up now [00:03.84] [00:05.84]Usually ya'll stand off on the side [00:07.52]You know you're a little embarrassed [00:08.96]Or whatever [00:09.46]But this one of those joints for everybody [00:11.02]So get on up but keep it simple [00:13.63]If you can't dance then this is your jam [00:17.06]Baby left to right all night [00:20.32]Slide that's all you gotta do [00:22.63]You can't dance then this is your jam baby [00:27.37]Left to right all night slide [00:30.80]That's all you gotta do [00:32.24]Now we all know the boy at the club [00:34.11]All liquored up [00:34.86]Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up [00:36.73]Wack dancing [00:37.55]'Wooking pa nub' shirt too bright [00:39.42]Pants too tight [00:40.35]Boy settle down [00:41.41]Now I ain't just messing with you [00:43.22]I got better things to do [00:44.59]I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you [00:46.53]I know you do the best you could do [00:48.15]Wanna get next to Boo [00:49.21]Then the less you do the better [00:50.66]Cause women equate dance with sex [00:52.91]They gon' see you & be like 'Next' [00:54.68]But you gon' be like 'hold up Ma' ('Next ') [00:56.86]But she gon' be like uh huh ('Next ') [00:59.35]Now looka-here rule 1 know ya name [01:02.22]If it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer [01:04.03]Then we can touch ya [01:05.16]Rule 2 never do a dance you can't do [01:07.53]Why stupid [01:08.40]Cause you can't do it [01:09.64]If you can't dance then this is your jam [01:13.52]Baby left to right all night [01:16.93]Slide that's all you gotta do [01:19.76]You can't dance then this is your jam baby [01:23.89]Left to right all night slide [01:26.70]That's all you gotta do [01:28.94]So I'm up in my spot [01:30.13]In Miami the other night right [01:31.19]& this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing [01:33.00]Just way 'over-dancing' [01:34.31]So his Mommy wanna holla at me [01:37.74]She thought my name was Billy [01:38.87]I told her it was Willie [01:39.93]She said she watch my TV show [01:41.18]I was very silly [01:42.24]Told her I was from Philly [01:43.42]She looked at me said 'Really ' [01:44.80]& judging from her t-shirt [01:45.67]I could tell that she was chilly [01:46.98]So I gave her my sweater [01:48.05]She said her name was Etta [01:49.36]She said she come from Cuba [01:50.43]And she just had bought a Jetta [01:51.74]She said she was glad I met her [01:53.17]Let's go somewhere together [01:53.86]She said she'd ride in my car cause [01:55.48]She knew my car was better [01:56.54]The conversation cookin' [01:57.10]Attention getting' tookin' [01:58.60]My Spidey senses tinglin' [01:59.60]I felt somebody lookin' [02:01.10]Now who this brotha lookin' [02:02.22]Now he runnin' bookin' [02:03.34]I'm mad I'm like a fisherman [02:04.59]I almost had my hook in [02:05.90]I figured I should get up [02:07.09]Quickly clear my head up [02:08.09]Cause Etta got a man [02:09.21]I'm feelin' kinda set-up [02:09.96]Now Dude was really fed up [02:11.52]Yo he wouldn't let up [02:12.83]Homey if I hit you [02:14.02]You might never ever get up [02:15.26]Now he was not a dancer [02:16.45]Plus he wasn't handsome [02:17.20]Comin' like Mel Gibson [02:18.63]Like I had his girl for ransom [02:20.00]Yo Pedro wanna go out side [02:22.25]Yo amigo tranquillo slide [02:25.00] [02:25.58]If you can't dance then this is your jam [02:28.76]Baby left to right all night [02:32.07]Slide that's all you gotta do [02:34.50]You can't dance then this is your jam baby [02:39.12]Left to right all night slide [02:42.43]That's all you gotta do [02:44.05]Now rule 3 is easy [02:46.05]Please remember that you [02:47.48]Ain't on"Beat Street" [02:48.54]Sweet feet you ain't tryin' to win no TV [02:50.66]Another dude did a move [02:51.79]No need to out do it [02:53.10]Rule 4 out on the floor [02:55.16]Don't be doing moves [02:55.92]That don't nobody do no more [02:57.10]Draw too much attention to be [02:58.86]Adventurous out on the floor [02:59.97]There's a reason that don't nobody [03:01.16]Do 'em no more you feel me [03:02.66]This may be hilarious [03:04.22]But Rule 5 is serious [03:06.78]It's a shame that we have [03:08.77]To discuss [03:09.40]That there's no lip biting [03:10.39]Or pelvic thrusts [03:10.62]I mean you think that move [03:12.50]Will put the sting on her [03:14.05]You too close tryin' to put a ring on her [03:17.11]You don't know that girl [03:18.05]Don't cling on her & don't put your thing on [03:20.96]Her cool [03:21.14]If you can't dance then this is your jam [03:25.22]Baby left to right all night [03:28.40]Slide that's all you gotta do [03:30.83]You can't dance then this is your jam baby [03:35.51]Left to right all night slide [03:38.45]That's all you gotta do