My Mom (Explicit)-Eminem

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[ar:Eminem]
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[00:00.49]My Mom Lyrics
[00:01.75]Yeah
[00:01.97]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:07.06]Okay Alright
[00:08.50]Yo Yo
[00:10.17]Yo Yo
[00:14.80]Alright money comes first
[00:18.20]Here we go now
[00:21.07]My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
[00:25.87]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[00:31.08]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
[00:36.48]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[00:42.39]"My mom my mom" --I know you're probably
[00:44.17]Tired of hearing the"my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh
[00:46.36]But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
[00:49.92]And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um
[00:52.11]Valium was in everything: food that I ate
[00:55.55]The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate
[00:58.34]She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
[01:01.06]So everyday I had at least three stomach aches
[01:03.48]Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
[01:06.53]Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever
[01:08.18]My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:
[01:11.87]"What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for"
[01:14.63]"Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether
[01:17.22]Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin **"
[01:19.84]But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
[01:22.85]It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
[01:25.61]Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';
[01:28.38]What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for
[01:30.50]Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin'
[01:32.55]Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra
[01:35.90]My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
[01:40.61]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[01:45.81]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
[01:50.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[01:56.26]Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner
[01:59.53]"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I"
[02:02.70]"Now here's a plate full of pain killers
[02:04.66]Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
[02:07.36]You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make
[02:09.85]That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it"
[02:12.56]"You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it
[02:15.55]Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
[02:18.51]And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again
[02:22.33]Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it
[02:25.05]I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t
[02:29.20]You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent
[02:31.26]A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
[02:34.28]Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t
[02:37.34]So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid"
[02:40.16]My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
[02:43.32]I know I should let bygones be bygones
[02:45.37]But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
[02:50.13]'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of ***
[02:54.26]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[02:59.71]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
[03:05.53]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[03:11.69]My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal
[03:15.51]I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach
[03:19.24]But my bars only last about two minutes
[03:22.31]But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it
[03:25.26]I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh
[03:32.99]Man I never thought that I could ever be a ** addict
[03:35.81]--"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me" but that's actually
[03:39.18]What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me
[03:43.83]And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it
[03:46.99]Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful
[03:49.02]She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it
[03:51.68]Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
[03:54.43]"Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat
[03:56.86]Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it"
[04:00.11]But I don't need it
[04:01.09]"Well f**k it then break it up
[04:02.44]Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
[04:05.09]Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin'
[04:07.87]I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin'
[04:10.24]Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed
[04:13.28]With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
[04:15.48]My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
[04:20.03]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
[04:25.45]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
[04:30.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
[04:35.65]My mom I'm just like her
[04:37.78]My mom my mom my mom （x3）
[04:46.58]My mom my mama
[04:49.68]In an Eric Cartman voice: My mama I ain't takin' this no more
[04:53.66]Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound
[05:01.62]Dr Dre 2010
[05:03.25]In a mocking tone: Man this sh*t is hella' hard homie Man take us on outta' here
[05:08.69]Oh