[ti:Hell, I Can Do That] [ar:Trace Adkins] [al:Cowboy's Back In Town] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hell, I Can Do That - Trace Adkins [00:05.32]Written by:Tony Martin/Lee Thomas Miller [00:10.64]I was flipping through the channels [00:13.65]A lazy Sunday afternoon [00:19.09]Caught the race in Talladega [00:22.02]Coming round lap twenty two [00:27.68]When the fella in the blue car [00:29.97]Gave the red car a little tap [00:32.28]Then a rainbow of colors [00:34.60]Went flipping down the track [00:36.56]In what that announcer called a spectacular crash [00:42.55]And I thought [00:43.96]Well hell I can do that [00:49.04]What's the big deal [00:53.64]Hit a wall in a ball of fire requires no skill [01:00.97]A hundred thousand fans [01:05.38]Screaming in the stands [01:09.80]He gets a bag full of cash [01:12.07]To drive in circles and crash [01:14.60]Hell I can do that [01:20.16]While they were under caution [01:22.85]I switched it back to the football game [01:28.83]My team was losing [01:31.09]Coach was hanging his head in shame [01:36.72]Then they gave thirty two the football [01:39.32]And he hit the hole fast [01:41.50]Between him and the goal line [01:43.70]Wasn't nothing but grass [01:45.71]Then he tripped on his own two feet [01:49.00]Fell flat on his back [01:51.71]And I said [01:52.80]Well hell I can do that [01:57.31]Man what's the big deal [02:02.96]If all they want is stumbling fumbling skills [02:10.42]A hundred thousand fans [02:14.55]Screaming in the stands [02:18.94]He gets a bag full of cash [02:21.30]To sit out the second half [02:24.08]Hell I can do that [02:28.82]Well I must have dozed off [02:31.12]I woke up with my baby next to me [02:37.92]Remote in her hand tears in her eyes from a movie [02:45.13]A romantic comedy starring Matthew mcconaughey [02:54.12]Oh hell baby I can do that [03:00.23]I don't see the big deal [03:05.52]Kiss a girl save the world and the monster ain't even real [03:13.10]He just takes off his shirt [03:17.18]Stuntman does the work [03:21.58]He gets a boat load of cash for a quick shot of his ass [03:26.69]Hell I can do that [03:30.35]Might need to wax my back [03:34.72]But hell I can do that