[ti:Hold My Beer] [ar:Trace Adkins] [al:Cowboy's Back In Town] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hold My Beer - Trace Adkins [00:05.21]“Ah dearly beloved [00:07.40] [00:09.09]We're gathered up in here today [00:10.71]To join in holy monogamy [00:12.30] [00:13.86]This here feller and this ol'gal [00:16.54]That he brought with him ” [00:17.80] [00:18.97]The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed [00:21.67] [00:22.69]The love birds were dressed in [00:25.12]White and black [00:26.00] [00:27.50]The preacher turned to the groom and asked [00:30.10] [00:31.22]Him to slip the ring on her left hand [00:33.48] [00:35.77]He turned to his best man and said [00:40.27]Hold my beer [00:42.02] [00:43.95]This won't take long [00:46.20] [00:48.26]And I want it back [00:50.40] [00:51.83]And I don't want it gone [00:54.67] [00:56.52]I trust ya buddy here [00:59.95]Hold my beer [01:01.28] [01:04.40]“I now pronounce you Ya'll” [01:07.91] [01:10.35]They cut the cake and they poured champagne [01:12.88] [01:14.06]They macarana'd and formed a train [01:17.33] [01:18.63]But it crashed right [01:19.96]Into the groom's old flame [01:21.55] [01:22.53]As she came crashin' in [01:24.38] [01:26.63]The new bride just kinda grinned and said [01:31.48]Hold my beer [01:33.50] [01:35.37]This won't take long [01:37.75] [01:39.63]And I want it back [01:41.99] [01:43.23]And I don't want it gone [01:46.03] [01:47.79]I trust ya honey here [01:51.05] [01:51.82]Hold my beer [01:52.75] [01:56.78]When the catfight broke up [01:59.13]The band broke into some [02:00.88] [02:01.40]Haggard and Hank and some cash [02:03.93] [02:05.51]When somebody's cousin that nobody knew [02:08.86] [02:09.46]Yelled [02:09.68] [02:10.22]What's with this hillbilly crap [02:12.28] [02:14.08]You could've heard a pin drop [02:15.41] [02:15.99]And then [02:16.74]Hold my beer [02:18.68] [02:20.39]This won't take long [02:22.55] [02:24.68]And I want it back [02:26.90] [02:28.27]And I don't want it gone [02:31.14] [02:32.98]Somebody [02:33.23] [02:33.91]Hold my beer [02:35.82] [02:37.25]This won't take long [02:40.04] [02:41.77]And I want it back [02:44.15] [02:45.38]And I don't want it gone [02:48.41] [02:50.03]I trust ya buddy here [02:53.19] [02:53.94]Hold my beer [02:55.21] [02:57.45]“Yeah no no just hold it [03:02.43]No I wasn't givin' it for you to drink [03:04.75] [03:05.86]No It's gone now [03:07.42] [03:08.67]Never ask the preacher to hold your beer ”