[ti:The Ballad of Dorothy Parker] [ar:Prince] [al:Sign O' the Times] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad of Dorothy Parker - Prince [00:15.28]Written by:Prince [00:30.57]Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade [00:35.50]She worked the night shift [00:39.07]Dishwater blonde tall and fine [00:42.81]She got a lot of tips [00:46.21]Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room [00:53.59]Fighting with lover's past [00:56.72]I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine [01:01.09]Dorothy was fast [01:05.27]Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry [01:12.44]Dorothy laughed [01:15.04]She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute [01:19.74]Right then do you want do you want [01:22.73]Dorothy Parker was cool [01:26.80]I'm leaving my pants on what [01:29.78]CUZ I'm kinda going with someone [01:34.58]She said sound like a real man to me [01:37.75]Mind if I turn on the radio [01:43.86]Oh my favorite song she said [01:47.38]And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling [01:51.73]Drring the phone rang and she said [01:53.36]Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you [01:59.16]Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool [02:07.18]Well [02:12.53]My pants were wet they came off [02:14.49]But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first [02:21.60]Instead she pretended she was blind [02:26.05]An affliction brought on by a witch's curse [02:30.56]Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha [02:32.33]I felt much better so I went back to the violent room [02:37.18]Tell us what you did what you did [02:40.64]I took another bubble bath with my pants on [02:45.59]All the fighting stopped [02:47.74]Next time I'll do it sooner [02:53.49]This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker [02:59.25]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:08.70]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:19.73]Well [03:27.55]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:36.07]Well [03:40.77]Oh