[ti:Dinner with Drac Part 1] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Cameo Parkway 1957-1967] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dinner WIth Drac Part 1 - John Zacherle [00:13.20]A dinner was served for three [00:15.80]At dracula's house by the sea [00:18.82]The hors d'oeurve were fine [00:20.90]But I choked on my wine [00:22.86]When I learned that [00:23.86]The main course was me [00:46.26]The waitress a vampire named perkins [00:49.07]Was so very fond of small gherkins [00:52.12]While serving tea [00:54.20]She ate 43 [00:56.50]Which pickled her internal workings [01:16.35]Igor the scalpels go on [01:19.09]The left with the pitchforks [01:21.26]Igor igor [01:26.94]What a swimmer is dracula's daughter [01:30.20]But her pool looks [01:31.53]More red than it oughter [01:33.82]The blood stains the boats [01:35.91]But it's easy to float [01:37.78]Because blood is much [01:38.86]Thicker than water [02:13.12]Dracula old friend how [02:15.48]Are things in transylvania [02:22.56]For dessert there was [02:23.75]Batwing confetti [02:25.61]And the veins of a [02:26.70]Mummy named betty [02:28.57]I first frowned upon it [02:30.80]But with ketchup on it [02:32.55]It tasted very much like spaghetti [02:46.96]Goodnight whatever you are