[ti:Fast Lane] [ar:Eminem/Royce da 5'9"] [al:NBA 2K12 Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Fast Lane (Album Version|Edited) - Bad Meets Evil [00:01.51]Lyrics by:Marshall Mathers/Dwayne Chin-Quee/Luis Resto/J. Gilbert/Ryan Montgomery/Sylvester Jordan, Jr. [00:03.02]Composed by:Marshall Mathers/Dwayne Chin-Quee/Luis Resto/J. Gilbert/Ryan Montgomery/Sylvester Jordan, Jr. [00:04.53]Uh first verse uh I'm on 'til I'm on an island [00:07.44]My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot [00:10.20]Before I touch dirt or kill y'all with kindness [00:12.93]I kill ya my natural persona's much worse [00:15.84]You've been warned if you've been borned or if you conformed [00:18.39]Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform [00:21.30]Leave him with his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on [00:23.85]And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn [00:26.76]Y'all n***as' intellect mad slow y'all fags know [00:29.46]Claimin' you bangin' you flamin' [00:30.93]Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole [00:33.60]Me and Shady deaded the past so [00:35.40]That basically resurrected my cashflow [00:37.83]I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke [00:40.50]Though I ain't wrapped tight my blood type's the 80s [00:43.35]My 90s was like the Navy you was like the Brady's [00:46.20]You still fly kites daily [00:47.76]Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby [00:50.37]Screaming Shady 'til I die [00:51.84]Like a half a pair of dice life's crazy [00:53.85]So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze [00:55.98]And you only live it once so I'm thinking 'bout this nice nice lady [00:59.31]Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll [01:01.83]Danish [01:02.19]Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'cause she's kinda famous [01:05.28]And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this [01:07.68]Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus [01:10.83]You morons think that I'm a genius [01:12.51]Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum [01:14.88]Came to drive them trailer parks crazy [01:16.65]I am back and I am razor-sharp baby [01:18.72]And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark [01:21.09]Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics [01:23.16]'Cause I wanna rip this mystical slick s**t [01:24.48]You don't wanna become another victim a statistic of this s**t [01:27.48]'Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball [01:30.57]I'ma kick the ballistics so get this d**k I'ma live this [01:32.40]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [01:34.47]Ayy [01:34.59]Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down [01:37.74]Only got a gallon in the gas tank [01:39.78]Oh [01:39.87]But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now [01:43.17]Yeah [01:43.29]I don't really know where I'm headed [01:44.88]No [01:45.00]Just enjoyin' the ride [01:46.14]Yeah [01:46.44]Just gon' roll 'til I drop [01:47.61]Oh [01:47.70]And ride 'til I die [01:48.69]Ah-hah [01:48.81]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [01:50.76]Pedal to the metal [01:51.87]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [01:53.55]Pedal to the metal [01:54.57]Uh yeah my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit [01:57.72]At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs [02:00.48]C'mon [02:00.69]My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins [02:03.30]Woo [02:03.42]I made a pact with the devil that says [02:05.16]I'll let you take me you let me take a shovel [02:07.17]Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian [02:08.64]C'mon [02:09.16]Go back and forthin' more beef than you can pack a fork in [02:11.81]I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down [02:13.53]My tenement chimney now the semi's the remedy pow [02:15.63]Spin him around enterin' in the vicinity now [02:17.61]Was called M&M but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper [02:19.77]Chewed him up [02:20.26]And spitted him out [02:21.24]Girl giddy-up now get-get down [02:22.44]He's lookin' around this club [02:23.31]And it looks like people are havin' a s**t-fit now [02:25.42]Yeah little tr-tr-trailer trash take a look who's back in t-t-town [02:28.22]Did I st-st-stutter motherf**ker [02:29.41]F**k the mall he shuts the whole motherf**kin' Walmart [02:31.45]D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round [02:33.81]And he came to the club tonight with 5'9 to hold this b***h down [02:36.50]Like a motherf**kin' chick underwater he's tryin' to dr-dr-drown [02:39.28]Shorty when you dance you got me captivated [02:41.07]Just by the way that you keep lickin' them d**k-suckin' lips [02:43.02]I'm agitated aggravated [02:44.55]To the point you don't suck my d**k [02:45.72]Then you're gonna get decapitated [02:47.34]Other words you don't f**kin' give me head [02:48.90]Then I'ma have to take it [02:49.98]And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin' [02:52.86]It's gon' say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit [02:55.62]Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator [02:58.26]To Michael Jackson's activator [02:59.76]Woo [02:59.88]Meanin' I'm on fire off the top might wanna back up data [03:02.82]Rollin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer [03:04.71]Homie they sick you could normally ask a hater [03:06.69]Don't it make sense [03:07.32]That these shell casings is just like a bag of paper [03:09.36]Dropped in the lap of a tax evader homie they spent [03:11.49]Now make that a*s drop like a sack of potatoes [03:13.53]What [03:13.71]Girl I'm the crack-a-lator percolator of this party [03:16.11]Be my penis ejaculator later [03:18.21]Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt [03:20.10]You rollin' with a player [03:21.06]You won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin' [03:23.16]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [03:24.81]Ayy [03:24.93]Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down [03:28.11]Only got a gallon in the gas tank [03:30.09]Oh [03:30.18]But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now [03:33.51]Yeah [03:33.66]I don't really know where I'm headed [03:35.19]No [03:35.31]Just enjoyin' the ride [03:36.48]Yeah [03:36.81]Just gon' roll 'til I drop [03:37.95]Oh [03:38.04]And ride 'til I die [03:39.21]Ah-ah [03:39.36]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [03:41.13]Pedal to the metal [03:42.24]I'm livin' life in the fast lane [03:43.86]Pedal to the metal [03:57.30]Haha [03:57.48]Woo [04:03.06]Pedal to the metal [04:05.94]Pedal to the metal