[ti:Sister Josephine] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:The Very Best Of Jake Thackray] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sister Josephine - Jake Thackray [00:08.85]Oh Sister Josephine [00:12.95]What do all these policemen mean [00:16.66]By coming to the convent in a Grim limousine [00:20.86]After Sister Josephine [00:24.48]While you Sister Josephine [00:28.66]You sit with your boots up [00:30.50]On the altar screen [00:32.67]You smoke one last cigar [00:37.03]What a funny nun you are [00:40.86]The policemen say that Josephine's [00:42.64]A burglar in disguise [00:44.69]Big bad Norman-fifteen years on the run [00:48.68]The sisters disbelieve it No [00:50.42]That can't be Josephine [00:52.30]Just think about her tenderness [00:54.77]Towards the younger nuns [00:59.76]Oh Sister Josephine [01:03.83]They're searching the chapel [01:05.46]Where you've been seen [01:07.79]The nooks and the crannies of [01:09.78]The nun's canteen [01:12.01]After Sister Josephine [01:15.63]While you Sister Josephine [01:19.77]You sip one farewell Benedictine [01:23.82]Before your au revoir [01:27.95]A right funny nun you are [01:31.90]Admittedly her hands are big and hairy [01:35.58]And embellished with a curious tattoo [01:39.40]Admittedly her voice is on the deep side [01:42.74]And she seems to shave more often [01:45.05]Than the other sisters do [01:50.50]Oh Sister Josephine [01:54.58]Founder of the convent pontoon team [01:58.59]They're looking through your bundles [02:00.63]Of rare magazines [02:02.95]After Sister Josephine [02:06.46]While you Sister Josephine [02:10.42]You give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine [02:14.54]To the convent budgerigar [02:18.81]A bloody funny nun you are [02:22.88]No longer will her snores ring through [02:25.27]The chapel during prayers [02:27.22]Nor her lustful moanings fill the stilly night [02:31.03]No more empty bottles of altar wine [02:33.05]Come clunking from her cell [02:35.11]No longer will the cloister toilet [02:37.54]Seat stand upright [02:40.92]Oh Sister Josephine [02:45.12]Slipping through their fingers like Vaseline [02:49.24]Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline [02:53.38]After Sister Josephine [02:56.85]While you Sister Josephine [03:01.15]Sprinting through the suburbs when last seen [03:04.98]Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary [03:09.31]A right funny nun you seem to be