[ti:The Castleford Ladies Magic Circle] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Castleford Ladies Magic Circle - Jake Thackray [00:05.43]The Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle meets tonight [00:10.31]In an upstairs aspidistra'd room that's lit by candlelight [00:14.47]Where Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady [00:16.94]And three or four more married ladies [00:19.44]Practice every week unspeakable pagan rites [00:28.68]Dressed in their Sunday coats and their flowerpot hats [00:32.82]Respectable middle-aged ladies running to fat at that [00:36.92]There's Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady [00:39.23]And three or four more married ladies [00:41.66]Each with a Woolworth's broomstick and a tabby cat [00:50.30]But they don't waste time with a ouija board or a [00:53.08]Seance now and again no [00:55.12]None of your wittering twittering [00:56.78]Petty poltergeists for them No [00:59.48]Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady [01:01.59]And three or four more married ladies [01:03.91]Prefer to be tickled by the whiskery chins of bogey men [01:12.75]Their husbands potter at snooker down the club [01:17.09]Unaware of the devilish jiggery-poke and rub-a-dub-dub [01:21.11]While Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady [01:23.64]And three or four more married ladies [01:25.94]Are frantically dancing naked for Beelzebub [01:34.62]And after the witches' picnic and the devil's grog [01:39.45]After their savage pantings [01:40.95]Their hysterical leap frog well [01:43.56]Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady [01:45.72]And three or four more married ladies [01:48.13]Go back home for cocoa and the Epilogue [01:56.19]So be careful how you go of a Saturday night: [02:01.32]If you see a little old lady passing by [02:04.04]It very well might be [02:05.61]Elizabeth Jones or Lily O'Grady [02:07.93]Or one of those satanical ladies [02:10.15]Their eyes are wild and bright [02:12.14]Their cheekbones all alight [02:14.47]Don't go where they invite [02:16.39]Because the Castleford Ladies' Magical Circle meets tonight