[ti:A Hymn To Him] [ar:Rex Harrison] [al:My Fair Lady] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Hymn to Him - Rex Harrison [00:01.31]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go [00:04.34]After such a triumph as the ball [00:06.88]What could've depressed her [00:08.34]What could've possessed her [00:09.54]I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:22.59]Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:24.96]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:27.62]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:29.61]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:31.49]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:40.64]Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:44.11]Hmm [00:45.28]Yes [00:46.28]Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:50.19]Men are so honest so thoroughly square [00:53.82]Eternally noble historic'ly fair [00:57.53]Who when you win will always give your back a pat [01:01.28]Why can't a woman be like that [01:05.31]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do [01:09.02]Can't a woman learn to use her head [01:12.71]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do [01:15.76]Why don't they grow up like their father instead [01:19.50]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:23.12]Men are so pleasant so easy to please [01:26.70]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [01:30.27]Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [01:33.32]Of course not [01:33.94]Would you be lived if I had a drink or two [01:36.17]Nonsense [01:37.03]Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [01:39.90]Never [01:40.52]Why can't a woman be like you [01:44.67]One man in a million may shout a bit [01:48.38]Now and then there's one with slight defects [01:51.95]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [01:54.85]But by and large we are a marvelous sex [01:58.69]Why can't a woman behave like a man [02:02.20]Men are so friendly good natured and kind [02:05.80]A better companion you never will find [02:09.34]If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [02:12.33]Of course not [02:13.15]If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [02:15.40]Nonsense [02:16.00]Would you complain if I took out another fellow [02:18.92]Never [02:19.56]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:25.71]Mrs. Pearce you're a woman [02:28.12]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:32.09]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:35.72]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:39.32]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [02:42.94]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:47.09]Why is thinking something women never do [02:50.80]Why is logic never even tried [02:54.26]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do [02:57.47]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [03:01.30]Why can't a woman be more like a man [03:04.68]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [03:08.32]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all [03:11.94]Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [03:15.46]And carry on as if my home were in a tree [03:18.58]Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [03:22.23]Why can't a woman be like me