My Man O'war-Lizzie Miles

My Man O' War - Lizzie Miles
I got myself a military man
And now I'm almost in hysterics
He had me living on an Army plan
You'd think my parlour was the barracks
It's so peaceful when he's gone
But when he's home the war is on
My flat looks more like an armory
Takes his bugle when he calls me
At night he's drilling me constantly
He's my man o' war
When he advances can't keep him back
So systematc in his attack
All my resistance is bound to crack
For my man o' war
He never misses when he brings up his big artillery
Bullet like kisses that hit the mark with such rapidity
His operations always increase
It seems his movements will never cease
At home he always disturbs the peace
He's my man o' war
I'm always baring the battle brunt
Crazy for action he's on the hunt
You're sure to find him right at the front
He's my man o' war
He storms my trench and he's not afraid
His bayonet makes me cry for aid
Oh how he handles his hand grenade
He's my man o' war
If I'm retreating he goes around and gets me in the rear
He keeps repeating a flank attack till victory is near
And when he turns his machine gun loose
Then I surrender for there's no use
He makes me throw up my flag of truce
He's my man o' war