Joel the Lump of Coal-The Killers

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[00:00.00]Joel the Lump of Coal - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel
[00:00.51]Some time ago at Santa's place
[00:03.81]Up in the old North Pole
[00:06.60]There lived a lump of anthracite
[00:09.53]Whose parents called him Joel
[00:12.87]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[00:15.82]Happy as a lump can be
[00:18.45]He just wants to keep Santa warm
[00:21.81]And make the elves cozy
[00:24.59]But Santa Claus had other plans
[00:27.68]For Joel one fateful day
[00:30.74]"Joel you're just the lump I need
[00:33.53]Come join me on my sleigh"
[00:36.73]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[00:39.72]Heart leapt up with joy
[00:42.55]"I'll soon be Santa's present to
[00:45.44]A lucky girl or boy
[00:48.58]We'll laugh and play together
[00:51.50]And hold each other tight
[00:54.62]Snuggle under clean white sheets
[00:57.59]When we go to sleep at night"
[01:00.51]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
[01:03.54]"You're in for a surprise
[01:06.45]You're not a special Christmas gift
[01:09.42]You're just a booby prize
[01:12.51]What kid would ever want you
[01:15.33]You're filthy as can be
[01:18.71]Now you have to go and live
[01:21.42]With one who's been naughty"
[01:24.74]"But I make heat" poor Joel cried
[01:27.72]"And electricity"
[01:30.49]"You pollute the air
[01:32.90]With CO2 and mercury"
[01:37.57]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[01:40.38]Fell down upon his knees
[01:43.46]"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
[01:46.22]Don't make me Santa please"
[01:49.40]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
[01:51.86]"Ho ho you stupid lump
[01:55.18]You're just the thing to teach this brat
[01:58.20]That Santa ain't no chump"
[02:01.28]So off they flew and before he knew
[02:04.45]Joel was in a sack
[02:07.36]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
[02:10.21]"Why don't we just go back"
[02:13.25]And then came Christmas morning
[02:16.20]And much to Joel's surprise
[02:18.12](Much to Joel's surprise)
[02:19.46]He saw a boy with the saddest face
[02:22.36]And tears were in his eyes
[02:24.16](Tears were in his eyes)
[02:25.36]He picked Joel up and held him
[02:28.05]And said"You can be my friend
[02:29.93](Hey man let's be friends)
[02:31.52]I would've liked some presents but
[02:34.15]You're what Santa chose to send
[02:36.11](Santa chose to send)
[02:37.60]It's true I've been a naughty boy
[02:40.42]And maybe that's a sin
[02:41.96](Maybe that's a sin)
[02:43.74]If this is how Santa treats the kids
[02:46.31]I'm just glad that I'm not him"
[02:49.49]Joel Joel the lump of coal
[02:52.50]Knew what he must do
[02:55.13]He said
[02:55.73]"Now I know the reason why
[02:58.43]I got sent to you
[03:01.45]Cause when a person hurts inside
[03:04.43]It turns him hard and cruel
[03:07.45]But I know how to make your pain
[03:10.44]Into a precious jewel
[03:13.30]So take me in your hand young man
[03:16.47]And squeeze with all your might
[03:19.26]Let's turn your pain and anger
[03:21.35]Into something that shines bright"
[03:25.31]Then Joel Joel the lump of coal
[03:28.51]He gave his life away
[03:31.34]So that one good naughty little boy
[03:34.22]Had a diamond on Christmas day