[ti:Three Little Pigs] [ar:Green Jelly] [al:Cereal Killer Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly [00:07.44]Why don't you sit right back [00:11.62]And I I may tell you a tale [00:18.04]A tale of three little pigs [00:22.04]And a BIG BAD WOLFFF [00:46.79]Well the first little piggy well he was kinda hip [00:50.08]He spent most of his days just a dreamin of the city [00:53.58]And then one day he bought a guitar [00:56.96]He moved to Hollywood to become a star [01:00.32]But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city [01:03.50]Built his house out of straw what a pity [01:07.09]And then one day jammin on some chords [01:10.25]Along came the wolf knocking on his door [01:12.83](Chorus) [01:13.82]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [01:17.14]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [01:20.10]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [01:23.11]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [01:26.55]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [01:29.80]Huffin puffin blow your house in [01:33.26]Huffin puffin blow your house in [01:36.57]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [01:39.88] [01:46.64]Well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked [01:49.89]He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin [01:53.58]Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach [01:56.71]Getting paid money for religious speech [02:00.27]He built his shelter from what he garbage picked [02:03.49]Mostly made up of old cans and sticks [02:07.01]Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley [02:10.26]And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley [02:13.69]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [02:17.07]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [02:19.32] [02:20.16]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [02:23.65]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [02:26.63]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [02:29.89]Huffin puffin blow your house in [02:33.20]Huffin puffin blow your house in [02:36.57]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [02:46.86]Well the third little piggy the grade A student [02:49.80]His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent [02:53.34]Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College [02:56.78]Built his house from his architect knowledge [03:00.03]A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills [03:03.34]Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills [03:06.59]And then one day came the old house smasher [03:09.97]The BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER [03:13.09]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [03:17.03]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [03:19.97]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [03:23.03]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [03:26.52]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [03:29.75]Huffin puffin blow your house in [03:33.10]Huffin puffin blow your house in [03:36.29]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [03:46.40]Well the big bad Wolf [03:48.22]Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could [03:53.22]And low and behold the little piggy's house stood [03:56.48]"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE" the little piggy shouted [03:59.80]The wolf just frowned as he pouted [04:02.88]So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would [04:06.51]The sent out RAMBO just as fast as they could [04:14.53](Rambo) [04:15.47]"YO WOLF-FACE I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR A** IS MINE" [04:42.26](gunshots) [04:42.44]Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see [04:45.57]So thats to end the story for you and me [04:49.10]If you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy [04:54.72]Say [04:55.22] [04:55.97]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [04:59.80]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [05:02.36]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [05:06.05]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [05:08.75]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [05:12.19]Huffin puffin blow your house in [05:15.41]Huffin puffin blow your house in [05:18.54]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [05:22.49] [05:23.01]" And the moral of the story is ' A band with no talent can easily amuse [05:41.93]Idiots with a stupid puppet show"